Why are weekends so damn short?

Here we are staring down the barrel of another Monday. I don’t even have a Monday-Friday job, and I still am not a big fan of Mondays.I find that most of the world is over tired and already dreading_ Wava:Now this one, I ended up not liking, but still she dated him.(23 August 2016) Wava:Again, she had [...]
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Isidra:
My boyfriend and I recently had sex.
(30 August 2016)

Charmaine:
I'm embarrassed! I accidentally farted in the face of the girl I like when she was stooping for the bottom locker. How can I leave school?
(30 August 2016)

Charmaine:
I want to never leave the house.
(30 August 2016)

Charmaine:
She almost fainted and said she was going to tell on me.
(30 August 2016)

Ilona:
Do atheists think the white jelly inside their skulls is a brain?
(30 August 2016)

Raelene:
I need a third name?
(30 August 2016)

Raelene:
I don't know the genders so I wanted to give them unisex names, and I am going with names that end in -ran.
(30 August 2016)

Raelene:
I have 3 babies on the way, so I'm coming up with some names in advance.
(30 August 2016)

Katelin:
I m not sure if I m ready to have a gay sexual encounter?
(30 August 2016)

Katelin:
Please help me, am I just being too paranoid?
(30 August 2016)