Beards are hot right now in pop culture and literature

I brainstormed with Kacey Shea, and we tossed around different ideas: Sexy doctors. Sexy Elf-On-The-Shelf Enthusiasts. Sexy Elvis Impersonators On A Trapeze. Everything had been done, it seemed. Renee Rose: What do you find sexy about a man in a beard? I like thinking about how that stubble will feel when he kisses my belly…
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Monika:
Me and my girlfriend had unprotected sex 2 weeks ago and she has gotten 4 negative test results is she pregnant?
(28 December 2016)

Monika:
She missed her period 8 days ago.
(28 December 2016)

Monika:
She has back pain and stomach pain, and she has been burping a lot.
(28 December 2016)

Monika:
Me and my girlfriend had sex with condom and unprotected sex but I have never ejaculated inside of her . This was 2 weeks ago and she has gotten 4 negative test results at the pregnacy clinic is she pregnant?
(28 December 2016)

Jenniffer:
Is she going to get pregnant?
(28 December 2016)

Jenniffer:
But I pulled out before I ejaculated.
(28 December 2016)

Jenniffer:
She is on birth control and I was using a condom but it broke.
(28 December 2016)

Nilda:
Why are my parents hiding two iPhones after Christmas?
(28 December 2016)

Nilda:
Assuming that they are for my sister and I, do you have ANY other reasonable explanation than a consolation for bad news?
(28 December 2016)

Nilda:
I have a feeling that the phones are for my sister and I but WHY would my parents be hiding them now?
(28 December 2016)