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Theo:
I'm 17 & my aunt is 35.She's non blooed related to me.
(23 December 2016)

Deedra:
What would you do to prevent loneliness around the holidays?
(23 December 2016)

Deedra:
I give many nice gifts and do call them.
(23 December 2016)

Deedra:
We've had some issues but there's little effort on their part.
(23 December 2016)

Deedra:
They don't come to see me and they don't call very often.
(23 December 2016)

Deedra:
Also, it really feels like they don't care that I'm here (mostly) alone.
(23 December 2016)

Deedra:
They live too far away and it's expensive to travel to see them.
(23 December 2016)

Lara:
I need gas but all the stations are either closed or look sketchy. What to do?
(23 December 2016)

Lara:
I m black in the south and there are a lot of racist people down here so I m scared to stop at this sketchy looking gas station.
(23 December 2016)

Lara:
It s late and the only gas station that I know for sure will be open is about 40 miles from my boyfriend s house and I m not sure if I have enough gas to get there.
(23 December 2016)