Fruitful Friday Funnies

Hell,yeah it’s fucking > > ! Friday This is the day we all live for,the last day of the work week, the beginning of the weekend Life is good Time for some morning funnies and get this day over as quick_ September:I want to ask my best friend out, but I’m afraid she’ll say no. What [...]
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Vivian:
The problem is that most of the men who ask me out seem to be separated and not divorced nor do they intend doing so.
(29 September 2017)

Vivian:
I've been single for a few years since separating from my ex boyfriend, I've never been married or had children and would love to have a relationship.
(29 September 2017)

Vivian:
As a consequence, I'm often asked out by men.
(29 September 2017)

Vivian:
I'm a woman in her early fifties but am lucky enough to look and feel ten years younger.
(29 September 2017)

Lyndsey:
Girls, would you date a very rich guy with a hot body?
(29 September 2017)

Lyndsey:
And masturbates to their agony while he tortures them in his basement.
(29 September 2017)

Lyndsey:
He tortures men and skins them and eats them alive.
(29 September 2017)

Lyndsey:
But who's sadistic and mean as hell?
(29 September 2017)

Louis:
Asking a guy to homecoming?
(29 September 2017)

Louis:
Sidenote: hes on the football team so if I did ask I runt he risk of him thinking that I m either too low on the social scale or that he already has a date with one of the popular girls.
(29 September 2017)