Joke From My Childhood

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Deanna:
Otherwise on what grounds would you object to their use of their sexual organs with other people?
(11 October 2017)

Allie:
Why does she keep telling me to wait?
(11 October 2017)

Shandra:
I feel bad for existing?
(11 October 2017)

Shandra:
How can I stop thinking like a weirdo?
(11 October 2017)

Shandra:
I hate myself for taking everything so seriously.
(11 October 2017)

Shandra:
Like they shouldn't waste their time with me because I'm not worth it.
(11 October 2017)

Shandra:
I just feel I am letting them down and somehow I feel bad how my friends care about me.
(11 October 2017)

Shandra:
My mum shouts at me for acting European and my dad gets mad when I'm being 'Asian'. They are so racist and I don't know what to be.
(11 October 2017)

Shandra:
My mum's Asian and my dad's European and they hate each other's cultures.
(11 October 2017)

Shandra:
I just wish I could be a better daughter.
(11 October 2017)