Friday, 29 December 2017

Kiss me please

Apparently half of the adult population in the world kisses without tongue.One minute of kissing (with tongue) burns the same amount of calories as a 500mtr run. You use 34 facial muscles and approxim_ Melinda:She always expects for me to drive an hour to visit her and yet, she never visits me and whenever we do [...]
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Virgina:
It's like pride is in the way, he is my nephew God's Dad.
(26 December 2017)

Virgina:
This guy who I know, our relationship is weird.
(26 December 2017)

Valene:
When I cracked big-boob joke,all the men enjoyed & treat me like buddy,but most women are angry at me.Why?(I didn't say they have big boob)?
(26 December 2017)

George:
Problem need advice?
(26 December 2017)

George:
I can't think of any other solution.
(26 December 2017)

George:
Just leave my crappy drawers on?
(26 December 2017)

George:
I can't do laundry until Wednesday.
(26 December 2017)

Earnestine:
I went out on a first date with this girl Saturday night. I texted her today for next date (Tuesday early afternoon). Did I wait too long?
(26 December 2017)

Earnestine:
Would you hold it against a guy if he waited three days because it was holidays.
(26 December 2017)

Earnestine:
Anyways, I didn't text her the day after or Christmas as I figured she would be busy.
(26 December 2017)

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