I’m Drunk, Everyone Bite Me

I’m not falling down drunk. I’m just impaired but still full of sassy shit to say, so it’s time for another episode of……Tipsy Blogging. First off, let me just say that I had a stellar Mother’s_ Jonell:We tell each other our problems and give each other advice.(19 January 2018) Jonell:My coworker and I have a ton in [...]
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Cruz:
We have had cuddle session, that did lead to sex.
(18 January 2018)

Cruz:
Alright I've been talking to him, he teases me playfully.
(18 January 2018)

Walter:
Do penises float in water?
(18 January 2018)

Kelley:
Should we split up?
(18 January 2018)

Kelley:
We been dating a few months and today she kicked me in the crotch on purpose.
(18 January 2018)

Alexander:
Help getting out of a difficult family situation!!?
(18 January 2018)

Alexander:
I can take my drivers test soon for my license, but I don't have a job.
(18 January 2018)

Alexander:
My dad is probably never going to file for custody even though he knows my mom is unfit.
(18 January 2018)

Alexander:
But she receives food stamps and section 8 housing for us.
(18 January 2018)

Alexander:
I've been taking care of my little sister for the past 4 years but we live with my mom whom is unfit to care for her.
(18 January 2018)