Fill In Lots Of Bad Words!

Its 12:15 and I am really tired tonight. All I had to do was let the dogs out and then I could get comfy and watch TV and fall asleep.Abby has other plans for me-she dug a new hole under the fence tha_ Tran:Me and my wife have been married for a month we been together [...]
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Nicki:
So today me and my girl had protected sex.
(10 July 2018)

Mayra:
What do y'all think about these boys and girls names with middle name combo? There is going to be 15 of each name. No mean comments?
(10 July 2018)

Tawnya:
Going on vacation with a closer friend, other friend might feel jealous? How do I let her know?
(10 July 2018)

Tawnya:
I want to be able to post on social media of our trip freely, but I do not want to make it seem like I am shoving it in her face nor do I want to make her feel worse.
(10 July 2018)

Tawnya:
I still talk to X every now and then, so should and how do I let her know I am going on a trip with A.
(10 July 2018)

Tawnya:
X and I used to be closer in the past but we are still friends now and she probably knows A and I have grown closer in the past year.
(10 July 2018)

Tawnya:
My friend A and I are going on a trip to Hawaii and we are paying for ourselves, but I feel bad for my other friend, X.
(10 July 2018)

Lucinda:
Help!!! Please give some advice?
(10 July 2018)

Lucinda:
My older boyfriend and I were going to go to the lake and I cancelled on him because I got some bad news.
(10 July 2018)

Lauren:
Am I the only one who thinks my life sounds like most cliched romance novel ever? Yes or no?
(10 July 2018)